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A McSweeney's Short Imagined Monologue, written from the viewpoint of correlation murdering causation.

You guys. Remember McSweeney's? Your undergraduates won't get why this  Short Imagined Monologue, written by correlation, is absurd and funny, but maybe your graduate students will. 

I’m Correlation—Here’s Why I Shot Causation at a Harvard Medical School Conference by Tracy Chabala          I know you think I’m evil. And a copycat. But I assure you, I’ve wanted to take out Causation long before Relative Risk stabbed Absolute Risk in the back at last month’s Stanford talk on the lethality of packaged, ready-to-eat kale. Absolute Risk had it coming, shamelessly trying to downplay a ten-thousand-fold increased risk of choking to death if and when you eat the plastic bag.
 https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-correlation-heres-why-i-shot-causation-at-a-harvard-medical-school-conference

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